The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
we're so committed to being not committed
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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