I like to think it a success when the cops are called
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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