hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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