1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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