the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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