Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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