Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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