Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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