Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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