After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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