i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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