Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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