You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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