you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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