are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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