I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
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Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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