she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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