question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
