I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
