is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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