I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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