Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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