Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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