He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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