what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Alive.
So much puke
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
True strength comes from lack of pants
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Randomize
