Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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