my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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