Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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