Cold hands, warm shart.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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