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did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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