I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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