the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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