It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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