I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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