Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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