what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm sobbing to NWA
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Never underestimate the power of titties
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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