what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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