im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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