I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
