I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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