I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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