i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Randomize
