Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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