Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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