I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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