Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
All the doctor said was why
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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