Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You pole danced in your parka.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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