The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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