I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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