we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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