I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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