bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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