is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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