Im at strip club and am horny
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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