what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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